MLB Thread Number 3, 2007

Johan Santana has 8 K's through five.

Of course, the Twins have yet to score him a run...

 

The Twins having scored against Carmona, who apparently is the Indian's fifth-best starting pitcher.

 

hey, give them time.

It's only the sixth fucking inning.

 

Back-to-back homers for the Tribe against Santana.

 

Fuck this fucking team.

 

You could always adopt the Royals as your team. Imagine the good times!

 

Naw, my masochism knows some bounds.

 

God forbid the Tigers actually try to make Tavarez throw a lot of pitches in the first game of a doubleheader.

 

The Rays packed the house during their 13-game win streak three years ago. Now, would you rather pay hard-earned greenbacks to see Ben Zobrist, Ty Wigginton and the rAAAys on a Friday night or party in Ybor? Or go parasailing? Or the Dali museum? Or hit one of the finest cigar bars in the world? It's not a hard choice.

 

Also the fact that it's a horrible domed stadium.

 

Carmona has 15 consecutive shutout innings after polishing off the Twins. How can the the Tribe send him back to Triple-A when Jake Westbrook comes off the DL?

 

God dangit, that ballpark is not so awful.