MLB Thread Number 3, 2007

That sucks.

 

This stuff wasn't going to happen under Lou. He was gonna take no nonsense, let 'em all know who the boss is!

 

The Cubs have a bullpen?

 

Scott Eyre... 3 pitches, 2 hits, 3 inherited runners score.

So who is Piniella going to kill first ..Dumpster or Eyre?

 

You got to fuckin' love it!  If I was Ron Santo, I wouldn't name anyone player of the game, that's how god-damned happy I am to see that impressive performance!!!!

You (Cubs) sorry-assed, pathetic, never learn from history motherfucker cocksuckers are dead to me.  Bring on football season.

 

Lou should kill the whole entire team and bring up the Iowa Cubs. At least the I-Cubs won't find a way to fuck it up for 9 innings!!!!!

This is so hilarious. David Kaplan's doing the post-game on radio. He admitted that he took his arms and cleared his update desk in disgust. I can tell in his voice he is motherfucking pissed off. Mrs. O'Leary's cow is so furious, she got up and said "fuck it," saundered over to Wrigley and is trying to set the place on fire.

 

I would hope neither, I'm sure the Pirates are playing them soon.

 

So the radio guy is such a big homer he's actually angry?

Geez, even Jerk Sterling and Georgie Girl Waldman aren't that bad.

 

And on the Southside of Chicago, Chisox 4. Yanks 0 middle of the sixth.

And, Kyle Farnsworth has become the first Yankee to publically state that he thinks the "travel" treatment being given to Clemens is a bad thing for the team.

Good, good times ahead in Yankeeland!

 

Tulowitzki just hit one into the gap, he made it to second but was tagged sliding past the bag.

So that, technically, is a double with him thrown out stretching to third?

 

It might also help if Kyle Farnsworth could come in and throw strikes, instead of going 2-0 on every hitter.

 

Nah, Kaplan isn't a homer. He's the only one in the Cubsland with common sense to rip the team when needed. You'll never get that from Hughes, Dan Roan, or Rich King. Al Yankzeera is much worse.

I can't wait for Mariotti's column tomorrow before the game at Wrigley. He's going to have a field day with the Cubs and Ozzie. Telander will have his fist clenched, targeting the back of Jay's head, just in case.

Ahh, the life of a Cubs fan. There's nothing like it.