Modern Family (ABC)

I thought her boyfriend was gay.

 

Phil (helping Haley move out of her dorm): "Where are my keys?"
Haley: "Oh, they're right there on the makeup table."
Claire: "Oh, honey. That's a desk."

 

Loved her on Freaks and Geeks and ER, but she was an awesome Velma.

 

However, TMZ has learned ... Chrystal's report wasn't filed until 2 weeks after the alleged incident -- and 5 days AFTER she lost custody of Ariel.

The woman needs to be kept far, far away from the daughter.

 

Linda Cardellini went to my high school...She was 24 playing a high school student on Freaks and Geeks. Still, very believable.

 

Doesn't see the big deal.

 

Last week's episode with Haley getting arrested was hilarious! One of the best ever, which is saying something. Sofia Vergara is really pretty damn funny too.

 

Great cameo by Matthew Broderick. Phil is just hilarious.
That painting from Cam and Jay's reaction was fantastic.

 

I thought it was a shitty episode overall. Phil, with help from Matthew Broderick, carried it, but Mitchell is really hard to enjoy. And Luke's Yiddish thing was forced.

 

I laughed a ton at the Phil-Broderick scenes. I liked the episode.

 

A shitty episode? To each his own, I guess.