Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My first memory of a Monty Python sketch was this from one of their record album.

 

I had a Monty Python computer game (don’t ask. There was no point really). It was my first exposure to things like the Lumberjack Song and Trying Not to be Seen.

To this day I’ll shout things like “get on wit it” and “I got better”

 

God, I love Izzard. Quote him soooo much. Was at a restaurant with friends a while back and pasta arrabbiata was on the menu. I friggin’ lost my mind. Was damned near involuntarily committed that night.

 

I was trying to look something up on a student's computer, but the firewall blocked it. I shouted "bloody peasant!" The student looked up and asked "did you just call me a peasant?"

I smiled.

 

He’s pining for the fjords.

He’s not pining, he’s passed on.

 

Another early favorite of mine. Learned lots of types: Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Emmenthal, Norwegian Jarlsberg, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Blue, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinny, Brie, Roquefort, Pont L’Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre de L’Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleu, Perle de Champagne, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Sage Derby, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Pipo Creme, Danish Fynboe, Czechoslovakian sheep’s milk cheese (Abertam), Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, Cheddar, Ilchester and Limburger.

 

Do you in fact, have any cheese at all? No.

 

Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

 

Something I say all the time:

“And you! Clear off! … Bloody weather.”

 

My wife has been binging on the original Sex and the City series over the past week and I watched some of the episodes with her. Four or five times just during those episodes one of the characters said something my wife says all the time. When I pointed that out to her, she said, “This is MY Monty Python.”

 

Hello, I’d like to have an argument.