Most overrated baseball player of all time

I definitely agree: the size of the guy's schlong should matter. I think baseball-reference.com would be a much cooler site if you could click around and then go, "I would have never guessed that Dan Plesac had a 12-inch tube sausage**." And then we could argue if we needed the context of girth as well.

**Unlike Zeke, I am not going to even leave the door open a smidge. I have no earthly clue about the size of Dan Plesac's schlong.

 

Too often people use that stat out of context.
It's got to be presented in the context of league average and in ratio of length-to-girth and length-to-girth-plus-stamina.

 

I was referring to their baseball dotage...Ryan was averaging seven innings a start until 43. Clemens has been getting yanked before the seventh since 1999.

I'll admit I would not construct this argument if I didn't find Clemens to be the most reprehensible person in baseball.

 

Don't forget longevity. Of usage, I mean, of course. The longevity over peak performance argument is one that rages through the ages.

 

So in this debate, do we view Magic Johnson's sexual career the same way we do Kirby Puckett's baseball career? Do we simply use a regressional analysis to determine how many more women Magic would have fucked had he not gotten AIDS?

 

He couldn't find them.

 

I think we have to make a distinction between hotties fucked and hotties who were willingly fucked.

 

Has A-Rod been brought up yet?   ;D [/JOKING]

 

Paralysis by analysis, my friend. Or is it impotence by inquisitiveness?

Don't overthink the cock, dude.

 

Preach on, Brother Ragu.

 

This board's been shut down for less than this!!!  

 

Ol' Six-Finger.