Movie Catnip: Films so bad, you can't NOT watch

I don't think movies that are intentionally campy, such as Batman and Starship Troopers, qualify. At least I always hoped the makers of Starship Troopers were going for camp.

 

Dooley will know this is coming... but "Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!" fits this to a T.

 

Speaking of ... Can I add this even though it's not out yet?

 

I really liked Face/Off. And while Broken Arrow is no one's idea of Mensa, it stands the test of time better than, say, Under Siege or something like that.

Travolta's TRULY so-awful-you-can't-not-watch movies were made in the '80s. Staying Alive to whichever last Look Who's Talking he made was a LA Clippers-like streak of suck.

 

I remember the trailers for that movie, and it seemed kinda like a chick flick. No interest in seeing it at all.
Then Mrs. Grifter decided she wanted to see it, in the theatres.
Which leads me to answering your question, damn there were a lot of boob shots. Glad this one was one of her picks.

 

Back at the video store today, checked - not the unrated version I got (which saved me, probably, from being in trouble.) And, yes, LOTS of boob shots. Well, boob/sex shots. It went on for what seemed like about five minutes or something. It was like the bits in Family Guy that they intentionally run far past the point where it's comfortable.

Though the credits extra of the three-boobed chick, who looked surprisingly real, was impressive.

 

Good pick. Anything Russ Meyer-related before he went into soft-core porn. OK, that stuff too.

 

You da man, bird. And we need Varla back.

 

Ed
Caddyshack II
Employee of the Month
Beverly Hills Cop III
Crossroads

 

Alley's cheesiness comment reminded me that I am thoroughly embarrassed to admit that I have on tape somewhere:

My only possible excuses are 1. I was in junior high when I got it; 2. I was in junior high before the internet so had no idea what an abomination this movie was.