Moving to San Diego

i hear they have a great pants party in san diego.

 

Luke Wilson will straight-up murder your ass if you don't watch yourself.

 

The bears can smell the menstruation.

 

World's best climate . . . and thousands of street people know it.

 

Well, if you are the possessor of an old, old wooden ship, you have a great shot at getting a job.

 

Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to California with an aching in my heart.

Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that they're a-all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was gray,
Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.

The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
As the children of the sun began to awake.

(Watch out)

Seems that the wrath of the gods got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time I'll meet you up there where the path runs straight and high.

To find a queen without a king;
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings:
La la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Trying to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

 

Dress warmly.

 

Walscheide.

EDIT: Vulgar version:

Walfotze.

 

Oh, great. You hear that, Ed? Bears.

 

Once you get there, drink it in. It always goes down smooth.

One of the best places to shop for outdated, flamboyantly colored 70s-style suits is the Toilet Store.

If you get lost on your way there, give me call, and bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.

Do be aware of the crime. It can really escalate fast. Things can jump up a notch very quickly. You've got to keep your head on a swivel.

And beware of horses, men on fire, and guys named Brick carrying tridents.

 

Sound advice. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

 

Don't run into any pickup trucks full of garden tools while driving on the 10.