Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

So you're telling me COVID-19 is juicing? Well, that's going to keep it out of the Pandemic Hall of Fame.

 

Covid-19. I finally found something that I like less than Bonds, McGuire, Clemons and the rest getting into the Hall.

 

I thought I would share what our school district in northern Colorado decided:

Delayed school year start by a week
Hybrid schedule (two days in buliding, three days out) for first two weeks for everyone. Elementary school will be half day, middle and high schools will be full days.
The week after Labor Day elementary goes to full time in building and middle and high school will still do full day hybrid.
No word on what the schedule will look like after that.

I guess it's something. It goes to show they focused on elementary kids need to be in building sooner and may not be super spreaders. We'll see if the quickness to normalcy, at least for the younger kids, works out.

 

Trump is back to promoting the crazy Demon Sex Doctor.

 

COVID-19 is a major compiler even if it is more hated than Ty Cobb.

 

I ran my C++ programming code through the COVID-19 compiler and the output went viral.

 

The veterans' committee will vote the Ted Simmons Flu in.

 

Jocelyn Edwards wonders what all the fuss is about.

 

The only crazy doctors I want to hear from go puttering around the universe in a police call box.

 

Know what's really absurd? She has no disciplinary actions or even investigations against her in Louisiana or Texas.
And this begs a question: Can you lose your license simply for being a quack who promotes ideas widely considered dangerous by those who know what the hell they're talking about?
Texas and Louisiana, you're on the clock.

 

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