Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Here come the Corona Goggles.

 

Non-peer reviewed, skewed sample size (predominantly male subjects), lack of control.

Just saying.

 

Good! I don’t wanna get stuck behind your antique Lexus as I drive through some of the prettiest scenery and exhilarating roads in the West!

 

Everything is coming up Milhouse!

 

Yeah, but I wear glasses so I'll grasp at any straw.

 

I heard Corona Goggles have screwed up many Mexican vacations.

 

More than tequila?

 

It’s what they tell me.

People think they can handle beer better than they can handle hard liquor, though (eh, it’s only beer and not the hard stuff so I’ll be fine), so they pound down more beers than they normally would and are surprised the next morning when they wake up with an 2, a new tattoo and a new infection.

 

I'll take your word for it. Never experienced this myself.

If I've missed out, so be it.

 

My antique Lexus might run out of gas before I get to the next filling station out there.

(Actually, since I started working from home, it hardly gets driven. Spends all its time hooked to the battery tender).

Funny, the most common spam phone call I get is one wanting to discuss my car's extended warranty. "Uh, OK. What do years 31-40 cost for this warranty?"

 

Holy Week happens to coincide with the oft-discussed Opening Day (April 1), so we can offer a metaphor for the secular crowd.

 

Must suck to be a talk show princess.