Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Several months ago I was told by several posters here, in no uncertain terms, that Texas was "wide open", so I don't quite get why y'all consider this newsworthy.

 

I do wonder what percentage of people that weren't already running around willy-nilly in Texas are actually going to do so just because the governor said so.

 

There was a definite vibe-change in the strip club today when the DJ announced it.

 

Depends. Can you get a haircut at the same time?

 

How could this guy be more intelligent than I am?

 

When Arkansas opened restaurants to 100-percent capacity last Friday, you had to wait 90 minutes for riblets at Friday's or a bloomin' onion at Outback. Every table was packed.

 

I drove past an Applebees yesterday packed to the gills with fine diners. Half a mile down the road was a tent city.

 

I'm guessing that nobody reacted to the news by saying, "Hang the DJ."

 

OK, so I overestimated humanity for the 1,193rd time. That said, I think Rick mentioned this a while back, but it remains to be seen what will constitute "all clear," both in terms of governments, individuals and the public at large.

 

I want to reverse engineer a conspiracy theory that the vaccines, with time, are giving people superpowers just to see if Joe Rogan will believe it.

Joe Rogan: “That’s wild, @Hermes .”

Me: “It really is, Joe Rogan.”