Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Why do I feel the urge to tell Fauci to pull up his pants?

 

Was wondering when was the last time someone referenced "dialing long-distance" - heck, I don't know if even sports anchors use the reference anymore. Anyway - maybe once this is over - this jingle can make a comeback. Or maybe not...

 

Dr. Fauci will go down in history.

You cannot argue with this!

 

Given the gullibility of people to believe conspiracy theories and fake news, why don't people start spreading "good" conspiracies/myths - like the vaccine has a "side effect" that produces longer, more intense and more frequent orgasms. Just wondering.

 

I've seen uglier chicks.

 

Texas announced the exact same thing yesterday, effective next Monday. The commissioners' jaws all dropped at the meeting I covered when the announcement was made.

I reckon, much like in Ohio, there are still enough people who believe sucking toadstools make you immune to keep demand manageable.

 

The Joe Torre with tits kind, no doubt.

 

Team got kicked out of the Minnesota state girls hockey tournament for a positive test, and of course the team that gets the free bye to the semifinals is Edina.

 

NOOOOOOOOO. Not Edina. Anybody but Edina.

(We were a Minneapolis Southwest family. Minneapolis Southwest celebrates 50 years since state tourney title with reunion)