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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

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  2. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    My 50-year high school reunion is in September. Our reunion organizer is rather high strung. I am on her committee and just trying to help however I can. If the reunion gets canceled, she might go over the edge.
     
  3. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Infrastructure week!
     
  4. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    LOL. I used to stand in the hall and listen to my Doc dictate patient notes. If the patient had say a cut which was infected and full of pus, he used the full on medical term for it, "purulent". This was what he was taught as a resident, to never use the word "pussy" to describe a pus-filled wound, because when it was transcribed in the chart the word could be, um, misconstrued.
     
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  5. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Yup. The doctor to Congress and the Supreme Court said last week that he expects between 70 and 150 million of us to be infected. At just a 1% fatality rate on 70 million that's 700,000 dead. Raise the number of infected or the death rate and that multiplies.
     
  6. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    I'm thinking that in a couple of months vasectomies are going to get popular, particularly for families suddenly home schooling their kids.
     
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  7. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Goddammit!!! We are paying the price for this administration's stupidity over and over again!! Voters unite (so we can minimize the new coronials)
     
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  8. lakefront

    lakefront Well-Known Member

    Soon the snowbirds will be returning to parts north. I hope there are no problems with ice.

    edit...Not the weather kind!
     
  9. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Are you Derek Dooley?
     
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  10. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    LMAO!
     
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I feel like I should get this joke, but I just don't. Can you explain, even if I am dense for asking?
     
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  12. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    TigerVols can probably explain it better, Ragu, but while at Tennessee, Dooley was asked at a presser about staph infections. I don't remember the particulars but Dooley proceeded to talk about proper hygiene and things devolved into the bizarre.

    In addition, I don't know if Dooley has ever used the term "rocket surgery" but I would not be surprised.
     
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