Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

“Honey, I bought a timeshare.”

“Ugh.”

“No, not like that.”

“I’m in a four-way relationship with other men.”

“Whaa—?”

“We troll a message board full of former sportswriters. Together.”

“What?”

“It goes back a long ways to my 15-year feud with a writer from Esquire.”

(Silence)

“It’s only $30 for the VPN.”

(Silence)

 

And that’s when 21 broke up with him.

 

OOP, I don't care who it is, concern myself only with this part of the SJ.com cinematic universe. You can go play cop somewhere away from me.

 

Thank you. Honestly, why are people befuddled by who this is? His posts read exactly the same as they did under his old moniker, before he got tossed for being an asshole.

 

Yet, you brought it up, so clearly you do care. Offering a well-reasoned theory is not playing cop, but your unnecessary hostility is noted and found amusing.

 

You'll know hostility when you see it. No, it was more like effrontery at you quoting me, and inviting me into your childish bullshit. I don't have time for your rivalries with other middle-aged men.

 

Hi Sandy!

(Am I doing this right?)

 

And here I thought it was MankyJimmy the entire time. TIL, etc.

 

The irony is ironic. You may also want to relocate your sense of humor.

 

Delicious coming from the most humor-deficient person on multiple iterations of this forum over the span of two decades.
I had vague hopes of the pandemic- and the enormity of our times- making you a better poster. That has not come to pass.

 

This guy actually criticized someone else for engaging in a rivalry with a middle-aged man.

The really funny part is you actually thought my post quoting you was somehow about you. Perhaps you should try removing your cranium from your anal cavity once in a while. There's a whole world out here. You should take a look around.

 

The 'rivalry' between Octave and OOP is the 'rivalry' between the hammer and the nail. Now begone, before I lose my patience.