Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

So, polio?

 

The lawsuit that slaps that nonsense flat won't take long at all.

 

Chicken pox and shingles can now be called Texas Scratchies and Five Star Texas Aches.

 

Fuck me, I said something to someone with no mask on in a health care facility again. I have to stop.

In a waiting room, guy walks in no mask so I say "Gotta mask up man" while looking at him as he walks right by me.

He looks at me and says "For what?" and keeps walking.

It's a big area with multiple departments. It seems he can't find what he's looking for so he heads back out, which is right by me.

Calls me a "Sheep" and more as he's coming. Just a real friendly guy.

I tell him he's an idiot.

He starts ranting and I know I have to disengage. I tell him have a nice day and look down at my phone while he finishes.

He gets on the elevator and leaves.

The person I'm with looks at me and tells me I'm going to get shot if I keep this up.

 

I mouthed off to a guy the other day. I was walking into a grocery store and putting on my mask. He's leaving, smirks and says "this is America, you don't need to wear that."

"I'm wearing it because I'm not an asshole. You see those people leaving from that door? Not assholes. See that old guy going in ahead of me? Not an asshole. You? You're an asshole."

He launched into a tirade. But since I was a good six inches taller, 50 pounds lighter and 10 years younger, he did it while he was walking away.

 

Every farm store in at least a 300-mile radius is sold out of ivermectin anyway, if their stock didn't just get shoplifted outright anyway.

 

Well, knock me over with a feather.

South Dakota Covid cases quintuple after Sturgis motorcycle rally

 

Thinning the herd.

 

I don’t think the order prohibits all vaccines, as the tweet implies. It appears to be specific to COVID vaccines.

 

Hold my beer.