Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Patient confidentiality, you know?

 

HIPAA!!!

 

“Let’s just say I’m on fire and leave it at that.”

 

Chuck Noll once said that after a loss.

 

Parents who have no regard for the well-being of their own children or anyone else's, are now in charge of medical decisions in classrooms. That's what this means.

 

I had knee surgery in 1971 that required five nights in the hospital. Today it would be a three-hour outpatient surgery and I would still have part of my medial meniscus and I wouldn't have a zipper scar I call it a remnant from the era of Civil War surgery.

My son had outpatient ACL reconstruction two years ago. In and out in five hours.

 

A day and a half for hip replacement a few months ago. Got there at 5:30 a.m., out the next day just after noon.

 

Most kids born in America today will live to be over 100 years old.

 

What the fuck does my dick have to do with my teeth?

Seriously, though, no dentist has ever asked if I had VD.

 

I’d be worried if we had a Seinfeld dentist situation if I was asked that.

 

I had all four wisdom teeth out on the same day. The mouth full of blood while waiting for my drugs at Walgreens was not tasty. Bled all over my pillow that night, which means it was all over my face and hair, I stuck to the pillow.

I was warned about dry sockets, but I went drinking the next day at The Blind Pig and never had a problem.

 

Wow. Making you prove a negative.