Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

He’s just trying to lower rates of throat cancer

 

Because Twitter is hosed right now, could somebody explain?

 

He's blaming Col. Angus. Wish I was kidding.

Edit: I'm not convinced this isn't fake.

 

They didn't have this in 1918? You look old enough to have been around for that one, Pat.

 

I am not convinced this happened. Google searches thus far turn up zero news sites I trust and instead a bunch of garbage sites that seem like they’re designed to look and sound like real news sites while not actually being a legit news site.

 

They also allegedly did a GoFundMe

 

"Committing oral sex", huh?

 

For the black folk out there. Selwyn Vickers is a very bright doctor. He's quite credible in this white boy's book.

Black + COVID-19? UAB dean: 'We tend to do much worse'

 

Giuliani, a familiar voice in Trump’s ear, promotes experimental coronavirus treatments


https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/giuliani-a-familiar-voice-in-trumps-ear-promotes-experimental-coronavirus-treatments/2020/04/05/d4b3b56a-7438-11ea-85cb-8670579b863d_story.html

 

"South Korea reported 47 new coronavirus infections on Monday, marking the first time since late February the country has recorded fewer than 50 new cases of the virus in a single day. The drop marked a significant change even compared just to the day before, when officials confirmed 81 new infections.

The total number of cases in South Korea now stands at 10,284. Officials also confirmed an additional three deaths on Monday, bringing the total to 186."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/04/06/coronavirus-latest-news/

 

Yeah, I jumped the gun on that one. Went back to pull the post, but it already had been quoted, so ain't that a son of a bitch.

 

After I watched Meathead's press conference, I tried to imitate his breathy over-expression and deep nasal inhalations - but all I did was cough. He has a talent I don’t possess.