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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Oslo, we have a problem.

    Norway has half the population of Sweden, not the other way around.

    Dependent clauses are needy (hence "dependent"). They want to cling to the closest subject unless instructed not to do so.

    Ergo, "As of Wednesday afternoon Norway had reported just 93 deaths from coronavirus while Sweden had reported 687, despite Norway having about half the population.

    Carry on.
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2020
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  2. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

  3. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Morgan Stanley (my financial services firm FWIW) has come out with a forecast on the virus's progression. It has some relatively optimistic parts, such as schools being able to reopen in September, and other parts not so much, such as a second wave of infections in late fall which will peak right around December 25, and the availability of a vaccine for the general public not happening until March 2021.
     
  4. Jake from State Farm

    Jake from State Farm Well-Known Member

    But it sounds like they arranged for another firm to pursue the case
     
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Maybe that's true but then we get spring breakers packing beaches as universities shut down.
     
  7. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Why he wants is to drag a bunch of alleged gotchas back to the Rejects like a dog fetching sticks so he can be patted on the head.
     
  8. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    Gives new meaning to "recon."
     
  9. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    testing

    testing

     
  10. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Glue. Ralphie drinks glue. It was in all the papers.
     
  11. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

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  12. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    as performance art it goes too far - or not far enough

    haven't decided which
     
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