Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

My doctor sent an email saying that he and the other doctor in their tiny office aren't taking walk-ins right now, or online appointments, and that if you do have to come in you'll be met at the door with a mask and lots of hand sanitizer. That's considered Phase 3 in their office.

 

On a tee: That's what she said.

 

Ok, this is officially a crisis now.

 

Why panic buying of TP? Well CNN dove in...

Why toilet paper has become the latest coronavirus panic buy - CNN

 

Got to love the headlines. "Father ignored coronavirus quarantine directive, took his daughter to high school dance", "Davis county man with coronavirus went to BYU basketball game, school says".

'Murica!

 

Dude should be locked up for being stupid. Being stupid should hurt.

 

Elliotte called it. And, in the case of the NBA, a six-foot barrier between media and sources recommended.

 

Wow

Although it might be cool for the fans who now will get to watch their favorite players dress and undress on center ice/half court.

 

A six-foot zone. That's like at a strip club, right? Or so I've been told ...

 

Mad props to the first athlete in any sport who goes up to the microphone and issues a loud series of sneezes.

 

Here's the official announcement.