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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member


     
  2. Elliotte Friedman

    Elliotte Friedman Moderator Staff Member

    Tough one if you don’t have one of those kids.
     
  3. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member


    Ik ben beschikbaar voor de vrouwen.
     
  4. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    If you're alone and so bored
    And you don't remember who you're only fans to
    COVID mask slip away
    Because your baby is so far away

    Well there's a rose in a cloth mask
    And the eagle flies with the dove
    And if you can't be with the one you infect, honey
    Infect the one you're with

    Don't be angry - don't be sad
    Don't sit crying over good times you've had
    There's a girl right next to you
    And she's just waiting for an infection, too

    Well there's a rose in a cloth mask
    And the eagle flies with the dove
    And if you can't be with the one you infect, honey
    Infect the one you're with

    Turn your heartache right into joy
    'Cause she's a girl and you're a boy
    Get it together come on make it nice
    You ain't gonna need any more advice

    Well there's a rose in a cloth mask
    And the eagle flies with the dove
    And if you can't be with the one you infect, honey
    Infect the one you're with
     
  5. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    Freedom isn't free. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
     
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  6. Mngwa

    Mngwa Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure we can beat the stupid that imagines this is a global hoax designed to strengthen government control over people. All governments.... including those whose philosophies and actions are diametrically opposed.. working together to corral people. I can't even.
     
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  7. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    Written by corporate criminals. Playin' with tanks.
     
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  8. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    Just wait until talking to contact tracers is considered snitching.
     
  9. Jerry-atric

    Jerry-atric Well-Known Member

    I have seen a lot of people speculating about a conspiracy.
     
  10. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

    It is. Of course this is true of many things, sadly.

    I'm going to assume you don't agree with the partial reopenings going on in Europe?
     
  11. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

    Do let the Swiss, French and Danes know.

    What standards would you use to reopen in-person classes, knowing what we know about educational gaps in America, knowing what we know about the great imperfection, especially among high school students, of distance learning, plus parental fatigue?
     
  12. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    I wonder if anything is different in how those kids return to school?

    What's our plan?

    As Europe Reopens Schools, Relief Combines With Risk

    It was Lea Hammermeister’s first day back at school after almost two months at home and she was already preparing for a test.

    Not a math or physics test. A coronavirus test — one she would administer herself.

    Ms. Hammermeister, a 17-year-old high school junior, entered the tent erected in the schoolyard along with some classmates — all standing six feet apart — and picked up a test kit. She inserted the swab deep into her throat, gagging slightly as instructed, then closed and labeled the sample before returning to class.

    It took less than three minutes. The results landed in her inbox overnight. A positive test would require staying home for two weeks. Ms. Hammermeister tested negative. She now wears a green sticker that allows her to move around the school without a mask — until the next test four days later.

    “I was very relieved,” she said happily. In addition to feeling safe around her classmates and teachers, who all tested negative, she feels like less of a risk to her grandmother, who eats with the family every day.
     
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