Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

SECT bans fans ... starting tomorrow.

And this is our first celebrity affected, I think ...

Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson Test Positive For Coronavirus As Outbreak Hits ‘Elvis Presley’ Film

 

Seriously - Tom Hanks would have been a much better person to deliver that address.

 

Holy fuck

Tom Hanks

 

Have another drink, fuckwit ...

Alex Jones is telling his viewers that the toothpaste he sells kills coronavirus

 

Trumps going to kill Mr. Rodgers.

 

I wasn't, either, until today.

We have not hoarded anything in my house. So, down to our last unused roll of toilet paper, and knowing that there was none in my Walmart store, I went on a search-and-seize attempt elsewhere on my day off.

I guess because I usually pick up what I need on my way out each night from my store, or from Costco, perhaps I minimized the actual extent of shortages without even realizing it, even though I have first-hand, see-for-myself knowledge of them.

I found this out when I went to six, yes, six, different stores in my area -- Costco, a Walmart Neighborhood Market, Smart & Final, Vons, Vallarta Supermarket, and finally, Valley Produce Market -- just looking for toilet paper, before I finally found two last packs of 4-pack toilet paper (a brand that I don't typically use) and also bought took two individually wrapped rolls of Scott toilet paper at the last location. There were a few more rolls of the Scott tissue on the shelf that I couldn't reach (and that's why I left them), but that was it. At every other place?

Nothing, nada, zilch, literally empty paper-goods aisles. And yes, with each stop, I was getting progressively more genuinely worried that there might not be any toilet paper in my entire home town. I actually stood in the aisles, mumbling to myself, "Is there any store in this town that has even one pack of toilet paper?" My next stop was going to be a CVS Pharmacy.

The stores, and the manufacturers, are not keeping up -- cannot keep up -- with the ridiculous demands of the hoarders/mercenaries, who are causing more problems than they probably realize right now.

 

Stop the NCAAs and hope you can play them this summer.

 

Hm. Why does that make the Coronavirus somehow not seem quite so bad?

Demystifying and personalizing, indeed.

 

Until it kills Tom Hanks, and then all the "Aw, it's just the flu" nonsense will come to a screeching halt.

 

Yep, maybe. But I think you know what I mean, right?