Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

How's your haircut, @BTExpress

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article243598097.html

 

Oh, my. That leaves only 22,500 hospital beds in NC for other patients.


Haircut was wonderful. May have to get another one I don't really need, because there's talk of going back to Phase 1.

And NC STILL has fewer COVID-19 deaths per capita than California.

 

Funny how a few weeks ago, certain SEC media were trumpeting Gov. Trumpfluffer's awesome numbers with the Virus that Doesn't Exist on a daily basis on Twitter. Then he got caught cooking the books for the third or fourth time and the numbers have gone the other way. No updates anymore.

I'd like to see college football as much as anybody. If there is none, that's a bad omen for my professional future. If SEC footbawwwl is truncated or canceled, the screeching from certain outlets will be louder than a Slayer concert. They'll quickly show who they really are when they whine that them boys should play anyway.

 

I never call something “karma” because I’m afraid of attracting bad karma.

 

Keep saying that to yourself as you go to bed; once again its not about the raw number, its about the rate of acceleration. Let's see what the per capita is at the end of the month.

 

How-To: Men’s Haircuts | Wahl

Don’t get me started on how much easier it is.

 

You can play the "let's see what will happen" game in perpetuity because you'll never allow it to end and concede that maybe your compass was off. Been Ragu's playbook for more than a decade.

Ya know, I really don't mind being lectured on all the things my state is doing wrong. But just ONCE, I'd like it to be from a state actually doing BETTER than mine. New York and California do not meet that standard.

 

God, we are so fucking stupid.

 

"We?"

 

Kind of like the strategic helium reserve?