Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

whatever

 

Riblets, riblets, riblets!

 

I have scheduled my first haircut since February! It will occur on Sunday afternoon.

 

Death, disease and massive unemployment is no way to go through a Presidency, son.

 

One of these weeks, it’ll finally dawn on Twitchy that the virus is killing his voters. Maybe then he’ll get off his ass.

 

The face turn by Germany in Act V is amazing.

 

Good. More places need to do this ASAP PDQ.

For the second time this week, the state on Friday announced a record-high number of 3,822 new coronaviruscases, bringing the Florida’s total to 89,748. That’s 6,423 more cases than China has had since the pandemic began.

So far this month, Florida has reported a total of 33,129 coronavirus cases, already exceeding the peak month of April by 5,208.​

Stay. The fuck. Home.

3,822 coronavirus cases a new daily record for Florida

What is needed here? Do we have to staple people to their fucking sofas?

 

Look, it's not about cases, OK because cases don't mean pallets and you can't know if you have a load if all you have is a case and not a pallet. Then you need to pay attention to deaths without preexisting growths. Then, for reasons, you need to consider states with more cases and compare them to a state with lower densities that were exposed to secondary infections.

Take the length of time from the first known case and multiply that to deaths from last Tuesday and add the result to the quotient of Western States and Galveston, Texas, all over the square of the angle of graphic growth at time t.
Here's a simple formula:



Once you do that and the number is more than California is projected to be in six months per capita, the you can panic. But not before. In the mean time, get a haircut and eat plenty of riblets.

 

Many people need to work in order to pay their bills.

Simply require masks.

The hair salon in Missouri required masks and no one acquired COVID 19.

 

God help Georgia teachers. What an idiot.