My Boss Screamed at Me Tonight

He gone.

 

Picky, picky, picky.

 

Because he said his female boss yelled at him. If NightOwl were a woman, he would have simply gotten revenge instead of griping about it.

 

Plus if it was a female boss yelling at a female employee, the story would end a lot more sexily. I know how those movies go.

 

haha. Just like an ex-boyfriend of mine who used to always believe every slumber party ended up with the women in their panties, having pillow fights.

 

Sxy, having read the PMs NightOwl sent me and the words used to describe me...I'm comfortable saying he was a he.

 

I thought that was how they started, myself.

 

I thought they also tickled each other and that they also had their bras on.
Wait, are you saying that the bra and panties, pillow and tickle fights don't actually happen?
The hell you say...

 

Care to share some adjectives?

 

I'll say that the title of the PM included the word "pussycat" and I don't think that's what he typed.

 

He called you a lolcat?

 

Sounds like he might have been angry -- or a cat fancier.