My greatest fear is coming true

NSFW:

 

Beat me to it, though you are mixing the quotes...
Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

A PSA from Dwight Schrute about bear attacks:

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

 

I saw the title and thought this was about Nick Saban being 3-0

 

I don't think you have anything to worry about, SC, if you have this roaming around your neighborhood:

 

See? I learn something new every day.

 

They're a danger to me long before they get to my house, dammit!

 

If you outran him, wouldn't he actually be a slow bite?

 

Unavailable for comment:

 

I'm not sure. I don't think I ever saw any of them until they came out on DVD.
I guess the plans for an animated Clerks movie are still in the works...

 

"Black bears weigh between two and five hundred pounds. Brown bears weigh between three hundred and over a thousand pounds. Black bears run away from you. Brown bears run at you! When attacked by a bear simply lie still on the ground and cover your face and head with your hands. When the bear is finished batting you around and mauling you, contact the U.S. Forest Service."

-Dwight K. Schrute

 

"Well that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears ...."