My New Neighbor -- What to Do?

Hey, it might be fetish porn, but it's quality fetish porn.

 

Beer-can insertions and all ...

 

Suggest different sexual maneuvers he could try on his wife and make it clear that you've given it some thought after some close observation of her physical features.

 

Remind me:

1) Not to piss any of you off; and

2) Not to tell any of you where I live.

 

Geez, tell us your troubles and tease us ....

 

Seriously, sounds like you handled it perfectly. This guy is a serious douche.

 

Next time he says something to you, pull a Lou Brown from "Major League." Unzip your pants and piss on his feet.

 

And tell him he owes you 40 pushups

 

Now that one made me laugh at my computer...lucky nobody's around or I'd have to try to explain it.

 

Webster! Get home!

 

And tell him he might run like Hayes, but he hits like shit.

 

Good for you Webster, the yard stuff, you can laugh off but the staying out late shit, wtf, what is this guy's problem?
You did the right thing, now he'll keep his mouth shut. He's out of your hair, nothing else left to prove, he isn't worth getting in trouble for.
Or you could host an all night poker game with some loud ass music and plenty of beer.