NBA Off-Season

Dum-dum!

Kyrie: Gave up $100M deal to be unvaccinated

 

Joe Tsai exhaled joyfully after Kyrie turned it down (BTW that was less than what Kouzma gets)

 

I was at the game tonight. Obviously the Suns probably shouldn't be losing to an Australian team...

But sweet Jesus, Adelaide shot 55% from 3 point range. It was insane.

 

I have a brief understanding of what Britney Griner is going through, I was stuck in a chair at SportsClips while someone held sharp objects against my head and forced me to listen to StephenA Smtih. It seemed to last forever as SAS exalted the genius that is LeBron James as if Missy cut each hair, individually, to prolong this torture. So apparently James is one of the great role models in world history because he has a job, and is married to the mother of his known children. And shockingly, Kareem Abdul Jabbar doesn’t sufficiently genuflect to Lebron. Did you know that Kareem was never a head coach or front office executive, yet he has declined to subjugate his own life so lebron shines even brighter as a beacon of heroism and class struggle.

As I sat there in the chair, towels wrapped around my face, water being poured over my head, I can understand how every prisoner in Gitmo confessed to being a close personal friend of Osama bin laden. But I couldn’t hold out any longer. YES YES was my muffled cry, I will buy the Lavender Conditioner AND the Lemon Sage shampoo, just change the channel, DEAR GOD change the channel

 

Morons gonna moron. And we're supposed to be tolerant of this type of fuckwittery.

 

Tolerant? You’re supposed to stand in awe of Kyrie.

 

He's a comet of idiocy, I'm in the awe of that.

 

At least Draymond made it count.

 

Down goes Poole. Down goes Poole.

BTW what do you expect from a guy who named his kid Cash Green

 

That was kind of a sucker punch. Which is weak. Lost some respect for Draymond. Yeah Poole has an edge but he’s not a fighter so it’s bullying.