NC State: Bye Chuck!

Chuck~Taylor · Nov 27, 2006

D-3 Fan said:

Johnsonville said:

Double Down said:

Jeff Gluck said:

I think Navy is a better football job than Duke. Is that crazy?
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It might be. But it's still a heck of a lot easier to recruit at Duke than it is at Navy.

If a recruit wants to go to Duke, he has to:

1. Be in the top 10 to 15 percent of his class
2. Score somewhere around 1450 on your SATs (or get the admissions dept to pull some strings).
3. Be willing to play for the worst FB program in the ACC.

If a recruit wants to go to Navy, he has to:

1. Score around 1500 on the SATs. (No strings pulled by admissions either.)
2. Be in the top two percent of his high school class.
3. Get nominated by a congressman or the vice president. (Can't get into school without one.)
4. Be willing to serve five years in the military after graduation.
5. Be willing to die for his country.
6. Agree not to have sex with female midshipmen. (Will get you throw out of school.)
7. Get up every day around 5:30 a.m.

If I were a coach, and I was confident in my abilities, I take the Duke job over the Navy job in a heartbeat.
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At Duke you have to play against ACC teams all year. Navy can win 8-9 games each season playing Rice, Stanford, Army, Air Force, etc.
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And at Navy, you have to be willing to lose to Notre Dame every year.
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You also have to be willing to run the ball on every play.

Jesus_Muscatel · Nov 27, 2006

Good thread title.

It was Lacy Underall's line to the stuffed-shirt punk lawyer at the yacht club in "Caddyshack."

HoopsMcCann · Nov 27, 2006

Johnsonville said:

Double Down said:

Jeff Gluck said:

I think Navy is a better football job than Duke. Is that crazy?
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It might be. But it's still a heck of a lot easier to recruit at Duke than it is at Navy.

If a recruit wants to go to Duke, he has to:

1. Be in the top 10 to 15 percent of his class
2. Score somewhere around 1450 on your SATs (or get the admissions dept to pull some strings).
3. Be willing to play for the worst FB program in the ACC.

If a recruit wants to go to Navy, he has to:

1. Score around 1500 on the SATs. (No strings pulled by admissions either.)
2. Be in the top two percent of his high school class.
3. Get nominated by a congressman or the vice president. (Can't get into school without one.)
4. Be willing to serve five years in the military after graduation.
5. Be willing to die for his country.
6. Agree not to have sex with female midshipmen. (Will get you throw out of school.)
7. Get up every day around 5:30 a.m.

If I were a coach, and I was confident in my abilities, I take the Duke job over the Navy job in a heartbeat.
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At Duke you have to play against ACC teams all year. Navy can win 8-9 games each season playing Rice, Stanford, Army, Air Force, etc.
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i'm not quite sure here... which is supposed to be tougher -- the acc or rice, stanford, army, air force, etc?

ondeadline · Jan 17, 2007

Chuck has landed at Florida State as "executive head coach and linebackers coach."

Chuck~Taylor · Jan 17, 2007

I think I'm going to do great over there. Yeah, executive head coach sounds a little different, but I'll take it. Someone get me a lozenge.

Double Down · Jan 17, 2007

He just needs to watch out for eBay, which is what got Jeff Bowden fired.

nafselon · Jan 17, 2007

Double Down said:

He just needs to watch out for eBay, which is what got Jeff Bowden fired.
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No he needs to watch out for <b>THE</b> eBay

2muchcoffeeman · Jan 17, 2007

Double Down said:

He just needs to watch out for eBay, which is what got Jeff Bowden fired.
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The fact that the FSU offense was poorly designed, poorly planned and never fully prepared each weekend evidently had nothing to do with it.

Rufino · Jan 17, 2007

2muchcoffeeman said:

Double Down said:

He just needs to watch out for eBay, which is what got Jeff Bowden fired.
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The fact that the FSU offense was poorly designed, poorly planned and never fully prepared each weekend evidently had nothing to do with it.
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That stuff was Chris Rix's fault.

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