NCAA investigating Cam Newton

Of course he did. He throws shit against the wall all the time.
If I'm Aubie, I play Newton until the SEC or NCAA says not to.
If they don't forfeit any games, he's still playing. If they do, what's the difference between 2-10 and 0-12? The touchdown's coming back because of a hold. Won't matter if it's back at the 10 or the 15, so to speak.

 

Oh, I know. The problem is all the folks from Gainesville to Dallas are doing the same.

This thing is making the coverage of search for a new coach look tame.

 

Screw it -- we know all we need to know, and he should be ruled ineligible immediately.


Sincerely,

LaMichael James For The Heisman Committee

 

Of course. How many times have we seen this movie?

 

I really hope the kid didn't know anything about the money; He seems like a nice kid; A hell of a talent as well;

If it turns out he knew about the money; it would be an Auburn tradition unlike any other; Probation.

 

Ah, the old "plausible deniability" hiding place.

Except . . . is it REALLY plausible?

Jack McCoy raises one eyebrow, and smiles, slightly.

 

Adam Schiff...

The father took the money, and the boy says he did not know?

Arrest the father.

 

Claire Kincaid: I'll call Briscoe and Logan.

 

Briscoe: Hey dad, your kid's "free" ride just turned into a short ride.

 

Serena Southerlyn: I am a lesbian.

Fred Thompson: What does this have to do with Cam Newson?

Jack McCoy: Netwon, sir. His name is Newton.

Fred Thompson: I can't pretend I care.

Pokey Chatman: Excuse me, but I heard there were some lesbians in trouble?

Nick Saban: Sorry, but I put all the lesbians on medical redshirt.

Lenny Briscoe: I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for, Saban. Obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!

 

Awesome. All that's missing is a near-beating from Det. Green while Lt. Van Buren stands there with her arms folded shaking her head.