NCAA Week 8 Running Thread

I've been watching Iowa try to score.
My brain hurts.

 

I figured it was something like that, Mr. F.B. Gumby.

 

It is not pretty, that's for sure.

 

ISU just intercepted OU. The ball deflects of shoulder pad then guy returns it maybe 20 yards, 10 of those he had D-linemen pushing him forward. Baylor up 7-3 on Texas, but Longhorns are driving.

 

No. 4 in the nation and 0 points in the 1st half. Boy, that Oklahoma team sure is powerful.

 

Big sack, forced punt, returner muffs the catch while running backwards inside the 20 . . . Penn State recovers.

There is no curse in the tongues of men, elves or Entish that describes the way Indiana football makes its supporters feel, every single week.

 

Jupiter is aligning with Mars for idle BC.
Can Sparty win in Columbus?

 

Can they? Sure. Will they? No.

 

The Top 25 next week should look something like this:

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11. The best team in the country.
12. The second-best team.
13. Third-best.
14. Etc.

 

That was a stupid penalty by Bama...

 

Nick Saban might bust a vein in one of the horns on his head. If he says fuck one more time, he'll be Bobby Knight

 

There can't be a duller game going on than Iowa-Purdue.