NCAA Week 8 Running Thread

I'm not saying I wager on football, because it is slightly questionable--but would barely pass the smell test--whether I should be betting on college football given my job (not because of journalistic/coverage issues). But let's say I did wager on football occasionally, and my gut was telling me Rutgers and the over (South Florida not a legit #2, on the road, tight with the pressure and Rutgers is a decent (not great) team capable of beating them)... And lets say 5 minutes before I was hypothetically going to place that bet, two of my degenerate gambler friends (both good football guys who know the college game) called and gave me their concise, convincing analysis about why I should take South Florida and the under instead of Rutgers and the over (the exact opposite bet)... And lets say hypothetically, I didn't have that much conviction to begin with, and I thought about being able to root along with Webby, and I let myself be talked into the bet... And supposing hypothetically, after that fake field goal TD, my phone rang and I could barely get out the word "Hello," before my delicate ears were hit with a string of curses--"m*f*er... son-of-a-bitch... what was that overweight load of shit doing... just feed my nuts to a pill bull... I'm done betting for the season..." It could have happened, you know.