Need a band name

Local morning show out here does a bit every time they hear a cool band name... Here are a few...

Hitler's Toilet
Brothers in Scrotal Ticks
Pregnant Honking Nuns
Bursting From The Tuft
Lumpy Rump
Tasty Christian Bitches
Old Man Toenails
Spoon the Tumor
Crotchless Maternity Thongs
Babies with Hemorrhoids
My Rear End's Been Inspected
It Came Out Clumped
Your Mom's Cameltoe
Puddin' Head and Sugar Booger
Slurpin' the Miracle Whip
Itchy Kitty
Blumpkin Pie
Splashing Blumpkins
Shaved Granny Groins
I Outgrew My Dildo

 

A couple band names from my neck of the woods:

Dune Buggy Attack Battalion
Oscillating Fan Club

 

I like The Heardsmen better.

 

Acoustic Craptastic

 

My high school band went through all of these names:

Straining Zippers
Flaming Thongs
Ravished Brides
Janitors of Anarchy
Fraudulent Pollock

 

Inspired by the point-spread thread,

WAZZU'S Giant Spread

 

Trust Rust!

 

Circumcision

 

When I lived in Corpus Christi, there was an act much as you describe, Gator, called Dave's Duo. I always thought Dave must be a fucking raging acoustical asshole not to let the other guy get his name in the band.

 

Stone Temple Flight Attendants

 

Paper or Plastic

 

Dishwasher Safe