Need advice: How do you deal with wife's affair, divorce?

LOL, might be a treat for her big guy. But I wouldn't do that to Not. Besides, she acts as if she's related to my ex.

 

Sometimes, you don't need all the facts. Sometimes, just knowing one key fact is enough that no amount of context could change the result.

 

These last two pages....comedy gold.

 

And I like this idea. Very nice.

 

I'll give you this, Droopy: In the arena of absurdist message board theater, you are the king.

I mean, adding the detail about putting a cherry on top of the shit in a box, as the cherry on top of your bullshit story? And then lecturing other people about being immature? Freakin' brilliant. There's part of me that sometimes thinks you have to be real, because you're a character no one could write. You're like the Ignatius Reilly of the internet.

Anyway, sorry for derailing your thread, Not. I wish you the best.

 

How does your shit fit in a ring box? What are you, a gerbil?

 

;D Oh my gosh, Ace, that was funny.

Maybe he broke some off?

 

Keep up, Ace. The shit was from his tiny dog, Versace, which he uses to pick up chicks.

 

AHEM!

You guys, you've had your fun, but enough with the scatalogical comments and references already!

GROW UP!

This has been a great thread for one of our own going through a very rough time right now and it would be a damn shame if the immaturity of a handful of posters got it locked.

SO KNOCK IT OFF!

[/mom rant over]

 

I wish someone had called me the Ignatius Reilly of the Internet.