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Need advice: How do you deal with wife's affair, divorce?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by not_who_i_usually_am, Aug 7, 2009.

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  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I think Archie Manning will appear on this thread 6 times and Kim Kardashian 8 times before the thread reaches 75 pages.
     
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    And not will show his denial 3 more times before the cock crows.
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member


    My valve!
     
  4. We're at what, 53 now? No way it gets to 75 before it's finalized. I bet it's finalized by month's end. We're not gonna get 22 more pages by then, unless people keep the recent pace and make 20 pages of jokes.

    Lawyer sent me his settlement proposal draft. It looked good and should be on its way to wifey this afternoon. I still chuckle whenever I think about her and loverboy not being together. I can't even express how happy that thought makes me. ;D

    Life is improving for me. At a snail's pace, but it is ever improving...
     
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Mother, I must attend to my bowels. They are revolting against the trauma of the last 24 hours.
     
  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Have you confirmed the not together thing yet? If not, why not?
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What's with all the potty talk? First Drip, and now Bucknatius!
     
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    For five years I've wanted to revive the SJ Book Club with A Confederacy of Dunces (because, lovingly, it should be the slogan for this site). I know we can get Ingatius and Buck on board.
     
  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.
     
  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    No politics !
     
  11. By reading the last few pages of this thread, am I to understand encasing feces in a ring box and presenting to one's former spouse is an act of taking the higher road?
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You got a problem with that, Mr. Gladstone?
     
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