Need help with a Kansas question

Ah yes, IUPUI, or as I like to call it, ewey-pooey.

Seriously, I think the daylight savings/non-daylight savings thing has gone to Hoosiers' heads... IUPUI? OMG, WTF?

 

There's a rumor that IU's New Albany campus will be renamed to include Purdue, so it's new name will be: IUPUSE, pronounced IU-pussy.

 

IUPUI is funny and a palindrome, as is mentioned every time IUPUI plays in the NCAA tournament. I can almost hear Verne Lundquist now ...

And no outing here. I'm thousands of miles away from Kansas. Why'll Kansas may have some problems, it does some innovative things that my state is using as a model and that's the focus of my article.
It was the same article that caused my rant on the journalism board and I find it bitterly ironic that most the editor could come up with is UK not KU.

 

IPFW sounds like some kind of workers' union.

 

And tell Senator Brownback to keep his fucking nose out of other state's business.

 

Look, Jay, tell this person that you've closed your eyes, only for a moment, but the moment's gone.
All your dreams, pass before your eyes, a curiosity.
Ittttttttttt's not UK. All you know is that it's not UK.

Also, tell them to send your check direct deposit, because nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.