Need help with the roommate's dog.

Man, I'm thirsty.

 

One of the things that worked with my dogs is to hold it's muzzle closed with your hand and make eye contact. The alpha dog in a pack will establish dominance by holding another dog's muzzle in it's mouth. It seemed to work.

 

Is it whining and shit? Does it bark? If it is being quiet and just being a puss sitting in the corner, just ignore the little bitch. If it is whining and barking and shit, "accidentally" let it get out one day never to be found again. LOL

 

1. A burlap sack
2. Two bricks
3. A bridge over high water

(Good Doc, damn, you're losing it )

 

I was still laughing over Xan's red rocket post.

 

It's part poodle. Poodles are messed in the head. Now stop worrying about what a dog thinks of you. It senses your confusion, which freaks it out even more.

 

I don't care what it thinks of me, it's just an annoying fuck when it barks, and that annoys the fuck out of me.

 

Wicked ... try my suggestion. It did work for me.

 

Buy a cat.

 

I will try it the next time I'm around. Funny how the best advice comes from the non-journalist in the group.

 

Forget about that. Buy a bigger dog. Bully the shit.