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Neon Deion Sanders Biofile

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by mrbio, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    That's "Special Agent BioFile" to you, bub.
     
  2. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member


    Was it a TD Jakes imitation?
     
  3. Blitz

    Blitz Active Member

    To me, both Sharpe and Sanders spoke out with a lot of self-serving crap.

    Faulk pretty much showed how to do that sort of speech and I didn't see the others so I'll check out a replay on those.
    I can predict the tone of Hanberger's words and Dent probably did pretty well, too.
     
  4. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    I believe our dear friend mrbio accidentally left out a rather important detail. Neon Deion laughed and attempted to walk away before doing the interview when he heard these words: "My knuckles know how to put foolishly disrespectful people in their place. It isn't often they are called to duty, but when they are they are a very reliable, whether it's throwing combinations or typing a hard-hitting essay."
     
  5. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    I don't know . . . I like "BioFile Dude, Son of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed."

    Or "Scoop! Absolute Ruler of the Known Universe."
     
  6. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    "The Great Wizard BioFile, Quincunx of Yort."

    Powers: invisibility, harmless sociopathy, typing

    Weapons: the knuckle

    Vulnerabilities: inner ear, sense, hat
     
  7. CarlSpackler

    CarlSpackler Active Member

    To the contrary, this has turned out to be one of the more entertaining threads of recent memory, though only in the same manner that Killer Klowns From Outer Space is one of the most entertaining films of all-time.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I don't sense a lot of biophilia here
     
  9. mrbio

    mrbio Member

    : )
     
  10. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

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  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

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  12. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

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