New Kobe Bryant book -- WTF?!

Do you want the truth or not?

I know you want Kobe locked up just for the hell of it, right? But just because you wanted him to be guilty dosn't mean he actually did it, ok hermano?

Chappelle will explain for me

 

So you know the truth Chuck?

 

So now that you have Kobe in your mouth, and Chapelle in the left and LeBron in your right hand, where's the room for the other players you like so much?

Outing Alert: Chuck is the girl Kobe was with in Colorado!

 

Do I know the truth? Hell no. No one knows the truth except for Kobe and that girl.

But from all the facts that I've seen, I don't see why everyone assumes(because that's what we're all doing) that Kobe did it.

 

I, for one, want Kobe locked up because he's black.














You know it was gonna be said eventually ... I just brought it to the table early.

 

Oooo I just love these respones:

Me: Here are some facts

You guys: ..............FANBOY BLAH BLAH BUH WHY DO YOU LOVE KOBE? BLAH BLAH BLAH

You guys looooooove to stay on topic.

 

My inside sources tell me the working title was "WTF?! - My husband just bought me a $4 MM ring!"

 

Funny, I see no one calling you a fanboy or going "buh buh" or "blah blah"...
But keep defending him by quoting the Gospel According to Dave Chappelle...

 

BookExpo America, the largest English language bookfair in the world, just ended.

Nothing about the book came out of that. Not a peep.

Move on, folks, nothing to see here.

It's a fraud.

 

Thanks for the info, JR.

Seems like a pretty sound conclusion to me.

 

All you need to know is the offshore locale of the publisher. I suspect the author sought to sell this alleged work to everybody in the US of A. Having been foiled by libel laws, he took his act elsewhere.

 

Some details did come out. Like Kobe's love of gluing eyelids shut.