New revenue stream - angry parents

I have referees pissed at me.

I pointed out that the area needs more soccer referees. I did this after coach of City Slicker High, who is a ref, was the center for a game between Podunk and Bumfuck. CSH was playing Podunk the next night.

Ref assignor instructed all referees to not speak to me and refer any questions to the state association. Too bad he didn't also take out an ad.

 

Yes, this works

 

That would have been a lot funnier if I'd changed "Johnny" to "Eric"

 

"Gord" maybe?

 

Yes, I am slow today. Much, much better

 

Hopefully she won't lose her pinky toe to a street sweeper.

 

oh no, the soccer refs won't talk to me. how will i ever do my job? : soccer refs have got to be the most egotistical little craps i've come across in prep sports.

 

I actually am on first-name basis with a lot of soccer refs in the area, just because I've seen them at so many games. I usually go to them after the games to get information on the cards and stuff, so I can get the "official ruling" and usually end up making small talk with them while I wait for the coaches to wrap up their post-game chats so I can go interview them.

 

Nah, not an L.

One word:

WHIPPED

 

The stupidity. It's relentless.