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New video up on Paris Hilton going to jail!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by John D. Villarreal, May 10, 2007.

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What do you think should happen to Paris?

  1. Do hard time party girl!

    24 vote(s)
    72.7%

  2. Some jail but 45 days is too much

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%

  3. Rehab instead of jail

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%

  4. "Free Paris"!

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
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  1. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Yeah. You can say Pube lacks a lot of things -- in fact, we both have -- but at least he's circumspect.
     
    Chi City 81, May 10, 2007
    #25
  2. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Didn't you say your mental prowess is great too? IMMEADIATE? nice ... ::)
     
    Tommy_Dreamer, May 10, 2007
    #26
  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i totally enjoy fruity pebbles and cherry pop tarts for breakfast. i really do.
     
    Tom Petty, May 10, 2007
    #27
  4. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    If it bleeds, we can kill it. An underrated line from Predator.
     
    Tommy_Dreamer, May 10, 2007
    #28
  5. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    It's from a horror movie. Character name is apparently Lisa Warden. I'm trying to track down what movie it is right now. I don't even think YAWN would advocate some shit like that.

    <b>EDIT: OK, on second look the name of the MOVIE is "ILSA: The Wicked Warden." Here's a small excerpt of said film from horrordvds.com ...</b>

    ""Ilsa (Dyanne Thorne) is the warden of a sexual deviation clinic for women. Little do potential patients realize that this is no clinic at all; it's a prison! A prison with a wicked warden. Ilsa abuses the girls sexually, using their breasts as pin cushions, using shock therapy with electrodes hooked up to the most intimate parts and even allows male prisoners to rape the hideous female prisoners. That's only the beginning! ""

    Yawn, seriously. WTF?
     
    Tommy_Dreamer, May 10, 2007
    #29
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    What are you, stupid? Do you want to be JDV or not? Everyone knows half-naked, balding, starved-for-attention Internet talk show hosts eat waffles for breakfast. With a little bit of whipped cream.

    Get with it, TP. You're never going to escape anonymity eating Fruity Pebbles and cherry Pop Tarts.
     
    BYH, May 10, 2007
    #30
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i don't even know who jvd is.
     
    Tom Petty, May 10, 2007
    #31
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's a super cool new way to watch movies. That or a nasty STD.
     
    BYH, May 10, 2007
    #32
  9. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i had jvd once. got a shot from the free clinic and it went away. they caught it in the early stages.
     
    Tom Petty, May 10, 2007
    #33
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Episode 2

    JDV: Hi, this is John D. Villareal here, ready to talk about the issues of the day, whatever. Today, I'd like to talk about the wife-beater T-Shirt [/waving hands manaically]. Is it or isn't it a cool shirt? On the phone, I have my brother, Paul Villareal. Paul, what do you think of the wife beater, whatever?

    PV: [/muffled speaker phone]I am all for slapping the bitch around, for sure. I mean, personally, I always hit her with my right shoe, not my hand, if you know what I mean. You don't want to bruise your hand, certainly. It's a good thing I can post to SportsJournalists.com 240 times a day and clog up the board with nonsense. Without that outlet, my shoe would be worn down to a nub.

    JDV: Good points, Paul. Your IQ may not be as high as mine, but you still have those golden Villareal genes, whatever. There are two demonstrably provable things in life: A, I am brilliant, and C, Chicks dig abs. Speaking of that, how come when I lean forward at the end of my Paris Hilton video, my gut looks bigger than James Gandolfini's, whatever?

    PV: You do look like you've been hitting the pasta bowl, for sure, John. But that is just because of all the Barry Bonds haters. I think after we put Paris Hilton in jail and throw away the key, we should lock up Curt Schilling. And while we're at it, we should execute that restaurant owner who wouldn't serve O.J. It's just farcical. PERIOD. What does a black murderer have to do to get served a steak nowadays? It's racism, for sure.

    JDV: Good points all Paul, whatever. It really doesn't make a difference. I could have more belly fat than a Buddha statue, and I'd still pull 9.4s. Ask Tim B., the AP, my ex the Raiderette, Chidi Ahanotu and the fellas over at Diablo Barbell, who coincidentally are just a bunch of posers who are jealous of the car I drive, whatever. They all know supermodels love me and they know that chicks dig wife beater T-shirts on a Villareal. Which I guess sums up the point of this installment of the JDV YouTube series. Until next time, Heil Hitler. And long live socialism, whatever.
     
    The Big Ragu, May 10, 2007
    #34
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    so just who in the fuck is this jvd guy again?
     
    Tom Petty, May 10, 2007
    #35
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    At first glance, I thought it was Gwyneth Paltrow
     
    slappy4428, May 10, 2007
    #36
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