New video up on Paris Hilton going to jail!

Here are some other ideas:

1.) Doc struggles to gain his true identity while he swims in a sea of multiple personalities

2.) A day in the life of Ragu (subtitled my life behind the mask)

3.) Bukdub "everything you wanted to know about life can be found in the baseball almanac"

4.) Lupica - how to make money on both sides of the Iraq war and STILL have full deniability ("NOBODY knew there was no WMD, but damn Bush now that we know there wasn't - its his fault (yes, there are at least 2 books in there, he he).

5.) My personal favorite - the Bonds press conference/media day!!!

With JDV playing Bonds!

 

Yeah, it kinda sucks when people use two handles, eh, SPhotoShopDoggy, M.D.?

Though I do think it would be a good idea if you played Bonds. You're both on steroids and everyone thinks you're assholes. But you'll have to get some surgery to get rid of the man-tits.

 

Ha ha, I LOVE the dog.

Honestly, I wish I could take credit for that one - it was brilliant! Maybe the Dog can be coaxed out of retirement.

As far as me playing Bonds, of course! As an elite athlete I can relate & somebody's got to play the heel (but then which side is the heel....hmm?)

As for my body, I am part Mexican Indian (Aztec (Tarahumara tribe)) and I was born like this. Sorry to dissapoint you, but thanks for looking I won't tell Spup about your "preferences".

Water cooler on Isle 9 please Doc seems to be "steaming" and needs to cool off.

 

6-8% in contest shape homey (i.e. pre-weigh in). Right now hovering between 9-11% depending on the day. Mid section is the LAST place I lose my fat.

What is awesome is that if I do this good with women now, what is going to happen as the cuts come in hard!

Oh yeah baby - summer time!

 

Speaking of this, I need to dial in my own cuts!

 

One word sums up this thread: WOW

 

I thought nothing could be worse than listening to Suzyn Waldman's hysterical screeching following Roger Clemens' announcement. This thread proved my thinking wrong.

I will now weep for society.

 

Check out 00:57, homey. There's a lot of fat hanging under that arm.

And next time, change the camera so we can see your whole head.

These are pure comedy gold.

 

So does this mean you will not join the Villa Army, poindexter?

 

The speakerphone has a better stage presence.

Loving the videos.