newbie challenge

toe jam

 

Damnit, I am trying to post a picture of the poster of his fight against Henry Armstrong because the cool thing about it is Ray Robinson's first pro fight was in the undercard.

 

If a train carrying 400 pounds of ground horse flesh, 700 pound of soy milk and the FAMU marching band leaves Philadelphia at 7 a.m. and travels west at 117 mph, and a tractor trailer carrying M. Night Shyamalan and 600 pounds of John Madden soiled underwear leaves Waulnut Creek California heading north at 85 mph, how long would it take the ghost of Thurman Munson to have sex with Boots' back-door girl and finish on her grill?

 

42

 

Yuengling is de-fucking-licious!

 

Yes, it most certainly is.

 

Is the marching band carrying its instruments or were they sent by air?

 

You've all inspired this newbie (meaning me) to go get a pint somewhere. (Fairly) new job, new city. Gotta venture and see what I can find. Cheers.

 

Reed and brass instruments were sent by air. Percussion and color guard equipment is on the train.

 

Uniforms? Tall hats or short? Are feathers involved?

Also, the soiled underwear, was it boxers or briefs? We will presume size XXL in either case...

 

... feathers are always involved, somehow.