newbie challenge

The uniforms are on the train, but the sequins and feathers are being driven in a university van. Somebody forgot to pack them.
Madden's underwear are boxers, the big ones. The nature and volume of the soiling, of course, varies.

 

This is what I take from this thread...

John Madden is just plain lazy. 600 pounds of soiled underwear? That's a whole lot of shittin' your shorts. We're talking about months of continuous effort here (or non-effort, I guess). It's conjuring up images in my head that I just don't want to think about.

Eat steak.
Watch TV.
Soil underpants.
Release wry smile.
Ring bell to summon young changing boy.
Allow him to do his thing.
Repeat.

 

And we have a late entry beating out "Fluffernutter" as the week's worst thread. Congrats to all who participated.

 

I challenge the newbies to get me as much Captain Morgan and Coke as possible. Have a good day.

 

DTGDTN