NFL 2016-17 playoffs running thread

According to ProFootball Reference, Flutie did start the final game of the regular season, a win over Dallas. The week before, against Detroit, Mike Tomczak started, threw two passes, must have gotten hurt, then Flutie played the rest of the way.

 

Ah yes. Tomczak was removed for ineffectiveness IIRC. He called the new Flutie-led offense "the sawed-off shotgun."

Everyone laughed but Flutie.

 

Dallas tried to trade up first to get Paxton Lynch, then when that didn't work, they tried and failed to get Cook, so they "settled" for Prescott.

 

Devin Hester to the Seahawks.

 

Kraft's BAC above or below's Michael Floyd's when he was arrested?

 

This e-mail just arrived:

STATEMENT BY AN NFL SPOKESPERSON:


Randy Gregory of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended without pay for at least one year for violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse.


The guy is just a fucking idiot.

 

Gregory just needs to retire and move to Colorado. He's done for life with his next test anyway.

If the Patriots had drafted Gregory, his piss would be as clear as a Kristallweizen.

 

OOP outing alert:

 

(1) No caffeine IV.

(2) Not sure he was rooting for a tie.

 

Bastard stole my line. Browns gotta Brown.

As much as I love my home town, one of the good things about moving so often as a kid is that I never talked like a Yinzer.

 

That patois ... is that really a thing? I guess I've never really heard it.