NFL offseason thread

How have they not signed Reggie Wayne yet?

 

Former Bears QB Erik Kramer tried to kill himself, reportedly over depression due to head injuries:

Former NFL QB Erik Kramer shoots himself in apparent suicide attempt

 

He shot himself in a suicide attempt and lived?

 

If you point the gun straight into your mouth it goes straight out the back of your head. A kid at my old high school did this. You need to point it up through the roof of your mouth to be "successful."

 

The new annoying trend in football practice live-tweeting: reporting what hip-hop song is playing over the team's sound system at a given moment.

Honestly ... who gives a shit? "Man, the Saints are playing Lil' Wayne! That's big news!"

It seems to me these (mostly) white sports writers are trying to show how "with it" they are by being able to identify hip-hop songs without using their Shazam app.

 

What do you have against other cultures?

 

The Atlanta media has made a point of noting the change of energy, playing of music during Falcons practice. Almost as if that's a sign that the Dan Quinn regime is going to turn around the on field fortunes of the franchise immediately.

As opposed to maybe finding a pass rush that can generate some sort of pressure on the opposing offense.

Hey, I hope the beat goes on all year. Rather than perhaps fading to Ben Folds Five's 'Brick' at year's end of a double digit loss campaign.

 

The Redskins should play Jason Isbell during practice. Much like their offense: slow, boring, and can put you to sleep within seconds.

 

Richard Marx just sent Dan Snyder a mix tape.

 

Hey now!

 

SoCal football fans just jizzed an ocean of seed.

 

It sounds like the taxpayers of St. Louis are being held up at gunpoint to line Stan Kroenke's pockets, which paves the way for this Chargers-Raiders home.