NFL offseason thread

You've got to love Dale.

"You would shoot his ass through the glass."

Priceless.

 

One way to make extra points more interesting and not jerk with it too much is to place the ball at the two yard line of where it crossed the goal line (or the hash marks if it's outside the hashes)

 

I'm convinced that extra points still exist because it allows TV to show replays of the TD before and after the kick.

 

I don't think there is a team in the NFL that can get high and mighty about who they'll sign and who they won't.

I laughed out loud when Tampa had the statement about serious reservations about Hardy, right after he chose Dallas over them.

 

Tampa's real statement: Well, we're already planning on drafting a rapist with the first pick, and we're sorry that Greg Hardy can't mentor our young QB.

 

The high and mighty Bucs, among other mis-steps, were one of the teams that gave low-life Jerramy Stevens one of his 423 "second chances."

 

Yeah, that's absurd.

 

Bills to get Clay. Nice offense Buffalo is putting together. Now all it needs is a quarterback.

 

Tyrod is there, you sonuvabitch!

 

Browns are signing Bowe. Knowing them, it will be Riddick and not Dwayne.

 

It sounds like AP to Arizona could be happening, especially now that Dallas has signed Hardy.