NFL offseason thread

Barry McCockiner must be related to Heywood Jablome and Misty Hyman.

 

Eh, it's season 19 of that show, and it never had the entertainment value peak of "The Simpsons" to begin with.

 

If true?

 

Hence the qualifier, “If true,”

 

You really had a thought that a tweet from Barry Mcokiner might be real?

 

Between the fake tweets he falls for, and the gawdawful memes he posts - there is no doubt that Abbot has the worst internet viewing habits of anyone here.

 

Li'l Tater might make a run at that title.

 

Hard to argue that.

 

Le'Veon Bell will 'never play for Andy Reid again: I'd retire first'

Le'Veon Bell's agent really should be talking to his client about staying off social media. Bell keeps finding ways to make himself look bad.

First the Steelers were wrong not to overpay him. Then his failures with the Jets were Adam Gase's fault. Now he insists he would rather retire than play for Andy Reid again. Perhaps Bell is the problem?

 

for no ducking reason at all

 

I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I interviewed Tim McKyer and asked him why he had been let go by Carolina. He said Bill Polian had a "personal vendetta" against him.

I said, "Isn't that what you said about San Francisco? And Miami? And Pittsburgh?"

He said, "Yeah," then paused for a moment. Then he said, "Personal vendettas seem to follow me around."

 

I think Bell is pretty firmly in the AP "minimum contract mercenary" stage of his career right now, even if he's "only" 29. Given his past stature, he's still going to garner some headlines, but he's a camp body and fringe roster guy at this point.