NFL Week 1: Frankenstein's, er, Peyton's Return

Yeah, I'm sure filming all those commercials really distracted that legendary slacker Peyton Manning from spending time in the film room.

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Please, tell me more, oop.

 

Well, you do seem to need the help, so I'll consider it.

 

Just messin' with ya. Go back to talking to no one.

 

When the team that is playing on offense achieves a 10-yard (30-foot) gain in four or fewer plays, it gets another chance to achieve 10 yards (30 feet) in four or fewer plays. The Denver Broncos team is achieving this on the latest drive without much difficulty.

 

Steelers just wasted a timeout.

 

Seem to be talking to you. With the Broncos about to score, given her reaction to the last one, you might want to divert your attention back to the Mrs.

 

We all have televisions.

 

It's sort of awesome that Manning just ventured on over to the Pittsburgh sideline to discuss the latest controversy with Tomlin.

 

You've shown some life on those last two, oop. Good on ya.

 

Manning should be enjoying himself. His offense is tearing the Steelers apart. Pittsburgh has been lousy in this game.

The Steelers' defense just looks awful.

 

Poor form on that bean bag throw by Tomlin. Not Romeo Crennel bad, but bad.