NFL Week 1: Frankenstein's, er, Peyton's Return

I remember when we used to call the 2012 Packers the Colts of the 2000s.

Colts had a better RB, and the Packers have a few more playmakers on D and a more mobile QB, but they are the same teams and you beat them the same way.

 

I think I'll let them blow a few more playoff games before I compare the Packers to the Colts.

The Packers were attending a funeral for the OC's son two days before they hosted the Giants and that was after the starters sat during the regular-season finale and had a bye week. It was a perfect shitstorm and they got destroyed by the Giants.

The previous two years they were the Wild Card, so it's not exactly like the Colts blowing playoff games as the No. 1 or No. 2 seed.

 

Why are the Cincinnati Bengals playing the first Monday night game? I know it's an AFC division game in the eastern time zone, but better option than, say, Bills vs. Tebows?

 

Irony? One of Ray Lewis' baby mommas is a Baltimore City Police Officer

 

Ya, we never get to watch New York teams play on national TV.

 

we never get to see an Ohio team win on National TV

 

You think that's changing tonight?

 

Bengals REALLY should have gone for it on fourth-and-1 from the 1.

 

Berman's doing the second game? I'm going to bed.

 

What the Ravens have done to Andy Dalton tonight borders on cruel and unusual punishment.

 

Did Chucky just say: "A lot of teams are going to be 0-1 after this first weekend"

Insight you can't beat with a stick.

 

Mute button ready for this one.