NFL Week 1 thread -- Where we learn the meaning of Vão pássaros

I swear ESPN just did a premade tease with Rogers instead of Rodgers.

 

That shade of green with high gloss helmets is terrible.

 

So, there's more to the 49ers offense than CMC.

 

That elevation factoid is amazing.

 

Yeah, that bit doesn't seem right. Either she's very stupid or something shady is going on.

 

I thought it was reckless driving. The second citation was for not wearing his seatbelt.

 

Ball left to play. But Aaron Rodgers looks pretty damn ordinary.

 

The cops were definitely overly aggressive assholes, to put it mildly.
Tyreek also did himself no favors by rolling up the tinted window and being uncooperative.
Both things can be true.

 

"Vaunted defensive front."

OK Jan, er, Troy.

 

So you take out Rodgers but keep letting Hall get hit carry after carry

 

David Akers kicked a 63-yarder in Green Bay. Granted, it was in early September, but it was still in Green Bay.

 

Also calling a to with 58 seconds left down 19