NFL Week 12 Running Thread

I think I'm going to refrain from responding to this, tempting as it is. I've taken enough of an estrogen - tinged ass - whipping tonight. Ummm. . . Doc, have a beer!

 

Psssst . . . Brook Jacoby. That is all I have to say.

 

Dammit, where's A_QB when you need him?

 

This is completely unrelated to this thread, but I can't send him a personal message so I'll put it here: Buckweaver, if you read this, thanks for the tip in the 'Journalism' section. I'm a little slow, so things have to be pointed out to me.

 

IJAG, I hope I can win your vote for Newbie of the Year. Remember, I am the one who brought back the Quebec Nordiques logo for a long period.

 

No mustaches though, RS.

 

(Looks hesitatingly at the the two imposing women surrounding the Doc - in - distress).

(Well, if I take this angle, possibly . . . factor in the molecular weight of hydrogen peroxide . . . would it? . . . Calibrate the additional friction to my buttocks of having SC's boot inserted on them . . .Elevate the computer's version of Doc's powers to nigh - invulnerable for this trial run . . . nope. Nope, I'm outflanked.)

Doc, I'll keep your beer warm. Good luck!

 

Eh, no need. They both love me.

 

Very nice - you went all '80's on me and stuff. Don't worry, I don't do facial hair, SC.

Have a beer.

 

Excellent. Your beer's still cold. Hope you like Labatt's Ice.

 

HA! That's what you think.